i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm
thank goodness for tumblr, i would have been doing both wrong
me this summer
nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child
#sweetheart why is our son a stupid ass motherfucker?
this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website
Wait what how
what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
Corny jokes will be the death of me
"And they’d both like to give you some feedback"